The Dystopia of The Age of Dystopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The President with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.209 billion Dystopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akhsa City. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dystopian economy, worth 756 trillion Monetary Value Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,193 Monetary Value Points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, police nightsticks see use all day long, it is often said that only The President could bring down Dàguó, and The President has decreed that one must think of cheese upon reading the word mouse (The Age of Dystopia has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Age of Dystopia's national animal is the North Pacific Tree Octopus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Age of Dystopia is ranked 17,984^th in the world and 55^th in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,259.87 on the Clooney Contribution Index.